Photo credits/致摄影师: Joseph Hu
The Shanghai Ice Cocks cracked the Hairy Crabs open Friday night for a controversial 2-1 victory. It was a going away celebration for slick skating Kaz Yamakazi Mizutani and newly skating James Kiwi Kerry of the Ice Cocks. Jun Otsuka of the Crabs is also leaving this month and although he still can’t find the store that sells Yamakazi, we still like him. These are 3 great guys that will be missed. A possibly inspired Kerry set up the first goal with a deft feather pass to Ten Finger Takagi who displayed his best scoring touch to direct the puck past Jason Delor. Several Crabs later commented that Takagi had the hands of a true goal scorer. Later in the game the ever alert Mizutani jumped into the offense to get a shot on Delor who made one of many stops on the night but Markus Spahr was there to bang in the rebound. Some generic player for the Crabs made it interesting scoring in the final minute but it was too little too late. All was not lost for the Hapless Crabs however as the uber cool IC’s took them out for beer and Jagers (to help them get over their Ice Cock Envy).
大冰阴茎冰球队击败大闸蟹太监。比分是2-1了。这是Jun Oksuka，Kaz Mizutani和James Kerry告别比赛了。Kaz和Kerry帮助在全能冰阴茎上的目标。君Otsuka忘了带Yamakazi威士忌。高木和斯帕尔打进全能冰阴茎的目标。不重要的球员打进的进球蟹李上尉没有抱怨不亚于平常.
周五10：45的比赛，准备活动，玻璃意外被击碎，延迟了接近1小时，大家一起努力安装。第一节我们很快进入状态，找到比赛节奏，快速的进攻和补射取得进球，使我们更加的自信取得胜利。守门员最后一场的比赛，回日本，完美的结果7：2 兄弟们继续前进，更有自信，记住我们是去年的冠军。
The Fu Dogs / Ducks matchup was a battle for third place. After the Fu Dogs started the season a dismal 0-4, regularly getting man handled, they have been steadily moving up the standings and starting to play like contenders.
The Ducks got out to an early lead behind Shindy Nakatake’s first period goal. However, not even Gordon Bombay trickery could help the Ducks keep pace this night. The Fu Dogs responded with five straight goals in a balanced attack with contributions coming from up and down the roster. Magnan, Masa, Ferron, Campbell, Longstreet all scoring. Captain Kentaro added a late goal for the Ducks but the Fu Dogs still came away with an impressive victory to move past the Ducks and claim third place.
The Fu Dogs / Ducks matchup was a battle for third place. After the Fu Dogs started the season a dismal 0-4, regularly getting man handled, they have been steadily moving up the standings and starting to play like contenders.
The Ducks got out to an early lead behind Shindy Nakatake’s first period goal. However, not even Gordon Bombay trickery could help the Ducks keep pace this night. The Fu Dogs responded with five straight goals in a balanced attack with contributions coming from up and down the roster. Magnan, Masa, Ferron, Campbell, Longstreet all scoring. Captain Kentaro added a late goal for the Ducks but the Fu Dogs still came away with an impressive victory to move past the Ducks and claim third place.
上周，Fu Dogs 跟 Ducks 两只冰球队打响了第三名争夺战。这个赛季，Fu Dogs 出师不利，前四局都失败告终，但是之后，整支队伍团结合作，排名稳步前进。上周，Ducks队的Shindy先进一球，为鸭子队赢得先机。但是，连Gordon的娴熟技巧都没能帮助Ducks队继续保持他们领先的优势。Fu Dogs队气势恢宏，连进5球。进球的队员包括Magnan, Masa, Ferron, Campbell 跟Longstreet. 虽然Ducks队的队长Kentaro之后又打进一球，但Fu Dogs队以绝对的比分优势摘得第三的桂冠。
Dirty Blues and Pandas game was held on Saturday. Pandas without Rhinorhoades, Horsecock Thorsten and Babymachine Slanedawg had a huge disadvantage. Our reporter talked to Pandas defenseman Shane Anderson before the game about this issue. “Yeah, fuck, it’s a big problem. We need a full team to kick some ass. But I just got a BJ before leaving home so I’m all good”, Shane noted. Considering Dirty Blues had a full team except Defensmen Cole (who thought he’s a Spider-Man and tried to jump from his balcony and seriously sprayed his ankle) and JK, who was substituted by Barista from Tigers. Final score was 5:1 for DBs – led by the first line with Danny-2 goals, Mike-2 goals and Jan-1. Our reporter asked DBs striker Danny for his summary about the game: “Good game”, stated Danny. And Jan added: “All teams are getting ready for the playoffs. Remaining games are are preparations for playoffs. Pandas were missing key guys today but showed some good heart and were tough team to beat. I expect all games will be 1 or 2 goal difference games from now on. It’s time to get ready for some good hockey.”
肮脏蓝调队和熊猫队的比赛在星期六晚准时举行。熊猫队主力队员Rhinorhoades、 Horsecock、Thorsten和Babymachine Slanedawg均缺席了这场比赛。我们的记者在赛前关于此大劣势对熊猫队防守队员Shawn Andersen进行了采访。后者的回答：“是啊,他妈的,这是一个大问题。我们需要一个完整的队伍才能取得胜利。但在我出门之前刚享受了一次美妙的KH，所以我觉得一切都好。”肮脏蓝调队除了后卫Cole之外，其他队员全都到场。（这里要特别指出，Cole是因为把自己想象成蜘蛛侠，并试图从他的阳台跳出去才‘意外’受伤缺席的）。蓝调队门将JK未到场，由老虎队门将Barista临临临临临时替补。最后得分是5:1 蓝调队胜——进攻主要由第一组完成，分别为Danny-2G、Mike-2G和Jan-1G。当我们让蓝调队前锋Danny对比赛作总结时，他的回答简单明朗：“这是一场很好的比赛”。作为队长的Jan感觉必须做出补充：“所有队伍都在为季后赛做准备。剩下的比赛是为季后赛做准备。今天熊猫缺少了关键队员,，但也展示了他们的决心。我预计本赛季剩余的比赛都将以1到2球的分差收场，比赛将越来越激烈，越来越精彩。”
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The 10:15 game on Saturday pitted the B divisions first place team, APL, against the last place team, Puckhounds. If you had been in the Puckhound locker room prior to the opening face off you wouldn’t have heard the most inspiring words but something occurred between lacing up the skates and all the sarcastic remarks in the room. APL scored first on a 2-on-1 breakway after Jackie made a great save Brennan stuffed in the rebound. The puckhounds tied the game at 1-1 with a redirect goal by Dodd in the second. It could have gone in directly but he was still rusty from a week off and buzzing start. From there the game was a back and forth battle highlighted by clutch saves at both ends of the ice. Overtime had an exciting finish with breakaway opportunities kicked aside by both Jackie and Casey. The game eventually went to a shootout, Brennan put in a shot, McKevly answered, then both goal tenders made huge saves before Yuzo put the game on ice. The Puckhounds won their second straight, 2-1, in shootout fashion.
上周六10点15分的比赛在B组领头羊APL队和同组副班长Puckhound队之间展开。 如果你在赛前有幸进入Puckhound队的更衣室，你并不会听到那些鼓舞人心的口号，最多只能听见一些互相挖苦的玩笑和默默系鞋带的声音。 APL队通过一波2打1的进攻，在门将Jackie挡住了第一次射门后，由Brennan补射率先得分。接着Puckhound队通过中锋Dodd在门前的一杆变向垫射，追平了比分。其实这一球本可以直接得分，可能经过上周的缺席和混混沌沌的开场让他的手感有点生疏。至此开始比赛进入了一场拉锯战，双方门将接二连三的精彩扑救成了场上的亮点。之后的加时赛在Jackie和Casey分别挡出了对方队伍的单刀球后，不得不以互罚点球来决出胜负。 第一轮，APL队的Brennan先入一球，Puckhound队长McKevly马上回敬了一球，之后双方门将又做出了漂亮的扑救。最后Yuzo再次扮演了救世主的角色，第三轮的进球使Puckhound队在点球环节以2比1胜出，并取得了第二场的连胜。
The final game Saturday was a matchup between the Paper Tigers and the Bulldogs, who were without sniper Cal Wong. The Dogs made up for missing their leading scorer by committee, playing with a lot of energy. The Tigers were also missing their young sniper, Johnny ‘The Flying Greek’ Athanasopoulos. The two teams ground it out for most of the game until the Tigers broke the 0-0 tie in the second off of a tip-in by Ryan Harrison from captain JP ‘New Grill’ Grimard. Why a defenseman would be in the position to tip a shot from his defensive partner, nobody knows. The Tigers kept the pressure on throughout the third period with strong play from the Pitkanen-Zheng-Straessler line. Dominique ‘Hot Swiss Chocolate’ Straessler added to the PT lead with his first goal of the year in the third period. Recent Bulldogs addition Boston Dan Woishek lead their comeback effort, potting a goal in the third to cut the lead in half. The game stayed tight until the end despite some fishy timekeeping by a group of drunken hooligans in the booth and a thwarted empty netter, which would have been a sure thing if not for blatant interference on Yosef Natour by clearly biased official Mark Simon. The Paper Tigers held on to win 2-1, becoming the first team to get to 14 wins on the year.
星期六的最后一场比赛在Paper Tiger与Bulldogs间进行。虽然Bulldog队头号射手Cal Wong缺席，但Bulldog依然气势汹汹，志在必得。同时，Paper Tiger也缺席了一位年轻射手，“飞行的希腊人” Johnny A。比赛一上来，两队很长一段时间内都无法破对方的大门，而在第二节之初，Paper Tiger的两位后卫Ryan Harrison和JP Grimard就通过一次配合首开纪录，前者接后者一击远射将球弹框入网。至于为什么这记进球是由一名后卫在门前进球，得分的队伍自己也没有看懂，不过在此之后，Paper Tiger的Pitkanen-Zheng-Staessler锋线组合一直向对手施以高压，并于第三节由中锋瑞士人Dominique Staessler打入致胜一球，这也是他个人本赛季首粒进球。Paper Tiger之后依然保持着领先。最后几分钟，新加入Bulldogs队的波士顿人Dan Woishek为球队扳回了一球，Bulldogs全队也放手一搏，敞开空门以多打少。如果不是一群喝醉了的小混混们的马虎计时，以及裁判Mark Simon明显但貌似无意的干扰的话，Yosef Natour说不定就能把球在最后时分捅进那个空门了！手握着场2:1的胜利，Paper Tiger成为了今年第一支取得了14胜战绩的球队。
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